{"id":55,"date":"2008-06-19T15:25:40","date_gmt":"2008-06-19T21:25:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.skipfitz.net\/blog\/?p=55"},"modified":"2008-06-21T07:51:24","modified_gmt":"2008-06-21T13:51:24","slug":"not-fauna-no-way","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.skipfitz.net\/blog\/?p=55","title":{"rendered":"Not Fauna, No Way"},"content":{"rendered":"

Does everyone know Flora<\/a>?\u00c2\u00a0 You should.<\/p>\n

‘Cause she doodles.<\/p>\n

“So what?” you ask.\u00c2\u00a0 “I doodle, too.\u00c2\u00a0 I doodled just last night after some righteous pizza.”<\/p>\n

Yeah, well… see, you cretin, it’s not that<\/em> type of doodle (that’s a doody).\u00c2\u00a0 What Flora does is some hardcore doodling. (Stop your snickering.\u00c2\u00a0 It’s not diddling<\/em>.)\u00c2\u00a0 This is the type of doodling best left to the professionals lest someone puts his eye out with a random swipe of a doodle-dilly.\u00c2\u00a0 Not only that, but it’s Happy doodling, which puts to shame all the rest of the doodles out there, clearly in the need of some major Paxil.<\/p>\n

Here in Skippy Land our doodles are not so happy.\u00c2\u00a0 In fact, here’s one I did during a meeting today because I was bored:<\/p>\n

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It truly shows the lighter side of me, doesn’t it?\u00c2\u00a0 Plus, bonus, it was quite a surprise to my boss I was doodling in the first place.\u00c2\u00a0 Considering we were the only two people in the meeting at the time and all.<\/p>\n

Flora’s doodles beam down to us from a more positive planet, so be sure to check out a much more optimistic blog over at Happy Doodle Land<\/a>.\u00c2\u00a0 (Seriously.\u00c2\u00a0 Go right now.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Does everyone know Flora?\u00c2\u00a0 You should. ‘Cause she doodles. “So what?” you ask.\u00c2\u00a0 “I doodle, too.\u00c2\u00a0 I doodled just last night after some righteous pizza.” Yeah, well… see, you cretin, it’s not that type of doodle (that’s a doody).\u00c2\u00a0 What Flora does is some hardcore doodling. (Stop your snickering.\u00c2\u00a0 It’s not diddling.)\u00c2\u00a0 This is the […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-55","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.skipfitz.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/55","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.skipfitz.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.skipfitz.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.skipfitz.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.skipfitz.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=55"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.skipfitz.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/55\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.skipfitz.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=55"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.skipfitz.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=55"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.skipfitz.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=55"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}