{"id":51,"date":"2008-05-28T05:34:20","date_gmt":"2008-05-28T11:34:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.skipfitz.net\/blog\/?p=51"},"modified":"2008-05-28T05:40:11","modified_gmt":"2008-05-28T11:40:11","slug":"yet-another-baby-video","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.skipfitz.net\/blog\/?p=51","title":{"rendered":"Yet Another Baby Video"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">I&#8217;m not sure I ever really planned to turn this blog into a repository of baby photos and videos, but I realized something last night\u00c2\u00a0about the old saw  of inviting people over to your house for dinner and boring them with slides of your vacation:  With the Internet and whatnot, the power to bore has been increased a <em>billionfold <\/em>as your audience has grown to limitless numbers.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">It&#8217;d be irresponsible to not use that power.\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0And me, you know me, I&#8217;m\u00c2\u00a0anything\u00c2\u00a0<em>but<\/em> irresponsible. I mean, I couldn&#8217;t tell you where my son is at this exact moment, no, but I do know where his latest YouTube video is:<\/p>\n<p><object classid=\"clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000\" width=\"425\" height=\"355\" codebase=\"http:\/\/download.macromedia.com\/pub\/shockwave\/cabs\/flash\/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0\"><param name=\"wmode\" value=\"transparent\" \/><param name=\"src\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/a7KC_IxY6sg&amp;hl=en\" \/><\/object><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m not sure I ever really planned to turn this blog into a repository of baby photos and videos, but I realized something last night\u00c2\u00a0about the old saw of inviting people over to your house for dinner and boring them with slides of your vacation: With the Internet and whatnot, the power to bore has [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[7,8],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-51","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-video","category-auggy"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.skipfitz.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/51","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.skipfitz.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.skipfitz.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.skipfitz.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.skipfitz.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=51"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.skipfitz.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/51\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.skipfitz.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=51"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.skipfitz.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=51"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.skipfitz.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=51"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}