{"id":50,"date":"2008-05-24T20:53:43","date_gmt":"2008-05-25T02:53:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.skipfitz.net\/blog\/?p=50"},"modified":"2008-05-25T00:09:55","modified_gmt":"2008-05-25T06:09:55","slug":"indiana-jones-and-the-temple-of","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.skipfitz.net\/blog\/?p=50","title":{"rendered":"Indiana Jones and the Temple of&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<h2 style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"color: #993300;\"><strong>Holy Crud This Was A Bad Movie!<\/strong><\/span><\/h2>\n<p>[spoiler]Okay, I can accept Jones having a by-blow with Karen Allen, and I can accept that he&#8217;s aged\u00c2\u00a0so much that his next greatest adventure\u00c2\u00a0should probably be against the evil triumvirate of corns, bunions, and that insidious smell of Ben-Gay, but Shia LaBeouf is no more a tough, motorcycle-driving greaser than Urkel was.<\/p>\n<p>Plus, the crystal skull? \u00c2\u00a0A leftover Alien prop bound in Saran Wrap.\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0Overall, a pretty disappointing flick.[\/spoiler]<\/p>\n<p>(Click to\u00c2\u00a0read.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Holy Crud This Was A Bad Movie! [spoiler]Okay, I can accept Jones having a by-blow with Karen Allen, and I can accept that he&#8217;s aged\u00c2\u00a0so much that his next greatest adventure\u00c2\u00a0should probably be against the evil triumvirate of corns, bunions, and that insidious smell of Ben-Gay, but Shia LaBeouf is no more a tough, motorcycle-driving [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-50","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.skipfitz.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/50","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.skipfitz.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.skipfitz.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.skipfitz.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.skipfitz.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=50"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.skipfitz.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/50\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.skipfitz.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=50"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.skipfitz.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=50"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.skipfitz.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=50"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}