{"id":49,"date":"2008-05-15T12:51:21","date_gmt":"2008-05-15T18:51:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.skipfitz.net\/blog\/?p=49"},"modified":"2008-05-15T15:11:39","modified_gmt":"2008-05-15T21:11:39","slug":"hotel-california","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.skipfitz.net\/blog\/?p=49","title":{"rendered":"Hotel California"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Awesome Sauce:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.sfgate.com\/cgi-bin\/article.cgi?f=\/n\/a\/2008\/05\/14\/state\/n111151D62.DTL\">California&#8217;s El Supreme Courto has overturned the state&#8217;s gay marriage ban<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>Now, if only forty-eight other states would follow suit&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>I will say that I&#8217;m horribly surprised&#8211;stunned, even&#8211;that ever since Massachusetts legalized same-sex marriage in 2004, it hasn&#8217;t affected my marriage one bit.\u00c2\u00a0 Shocker, eh?\u00c2\u00a0 No degradation, no crumbling of our marital foundation, no plagues, no Satanic massacres, no end-of-the-world, nothing.\u00c2\u00a0 Not even any post-coital doldrums.<\/p>\n<p>Wait.\u00c2\u00a0 Post-Coital Doldrums.\u00c2\u00a0 I&#8217;m so naming my next band that.\u00c2\u00a0 Thank you, Massachusetts (and by relation, thank you, California); it was your actions that led my band to rock name infamy.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Awesome Sauce: California&#8217;s El Supreme Courto has overturned the state&#8217;s gay marriage ban. Now, if only forty-eight other states would follow suit&#8230; I will say that I&#8217;m horribly surprised&#8211;stunned, even&#8211;that ever since Massachusetts legalized same-sex marriage in 2004, it hasn&#8217;t affected my marriage one bit.\u00c2\u00a0 Shocker, eh?\u00c2\u00a0 No degradation, no crumbling of our marital foundation, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-49","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.skipfitz.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/49","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.skipfitz.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.skipfitz.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.skipfitz.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.skipfitz.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=49"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.skipfitz.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/49\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.skipfitz.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=49"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.skipfitz.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=49"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.skipfitz.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=49"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}