{"id":346,"date":"2009-06-23T20:47:22","date_gmt":"2009-06-24T02:47:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.skipfitz.net\/blog\/?p=346"},"modified":"2009-06-23T20:49:47","modified_gmt":"2009-06-24T02:49:47","slug":"our-next-summer-blockbuster","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.skipfitz.net\/blog\/?p=346","title":{"rendered":"Our Next Summer Blockbuster"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A friend-of-a-friend on Facebook was musing that his son was recently\u00c2\u00a0 somewhat evangelized by his grandmother, and now the son was concerned he actually had Jesus living in his heart.<\/p>\n<p>Which brings to mind the next giant summer blockbuster:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">*********************************<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">&#8211;Ridley Scott presents&#8211;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>Alien Jesus <\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><em>Watch in horror as the Baby Jesus bursts \u00c2\u00a0from the chest of the unsuspecting child believer and eventually grows to kill everyone at Vacation Bible School.<strong> <\/strong><\/em><strong><\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>&#8220;In faith, no one can hear you scream.&#8221;<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">*********************************<strong> <\/strong><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">I&#8217;m not sure why I don&#8217;t have producers lined up to finance my films&#8230;<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\n<\/blockquote>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><strong> <\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A friend-of-a-friend on Facebook was musing that his son was recently\u00c2\u00a0 somewhat evangelized by his grandmother, and now the son was concerned he actually had Jesus living in his heart. Which brings to mind the next giant summer blockbuster: ********************************* &#8211;Ridley Scott presents&#8211; Alien Jesus Watch in horror as the Baby Jesus bursts \u00c2\u00a0from the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[10],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-346","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-ghosty"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.skipfitz.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/346","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.skipfitz.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.skipfitz.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.skipfitz.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.skipfitz.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=346"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/www.skipfitz.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/346\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":350,"href":"https:\/\/www.skipfitz.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/346\/revisions\/350"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.skipfitz.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=346"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.skipfitz.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=346"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.skipfitz.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=346"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}