Wiggy, my friends, is now officially on his (or her) way today.\u00c2\u00a0 Get ready to fire up your cigars!<\/p>\n
I bought a cigar, by the way.\u00c2\u00a0 Dropped by one of the swankiest cigar places in town to pick it out and up, too… but I’ll probably never smoke it.\u00c2\u00a0 Because I don’t know how.\u00c2\u00a0 And because I’ve never smoked before.\u00c2\u00a0 But, I\u00c2\u00a0could light it if I wanted to–just this once; after all, Google has presented me with many a page of instructions on how to set fire to that stick o’ tobaccy, so I’m sure nothing could go wrong.\u00c2\u00a0 The Internet is full of experts!<\/p>\n
Anyhoo, the Insta-Princess and I have been at the hospital since last night, so we’re just waiting for Wiggy to stop slacking and make his way to Delivery Depot.\u00c2\u00a0 Today, some time, we’ll have a new squaller in da’ house. (Besides me.)<\/p>\n
Stay tuned for pics and whatnot. (The Insta-Princess says if I actually save any bona fide whatnot<\/em> from the delivery, she’s leaving me.\u00c2\u00a0 But she needs a ride home first, so she’ll proably wait until after that.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Wiggy, my friends, is now officially on his (or her) way today.\u00c2\u00a0 Get ready to fire up your cigars! I bought a cigar, by the way.\u00c2\u00a0 Dropped by one of the swankiest cigar places in town to pick it out and up, too… but I’ll probably never smoke it.\u00c2\u00a0 Because I don’t know how.\u00c2\u00a0 And […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-31","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-wiggy"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.skipfitz.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/31","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.skipfitz.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.skipfitz.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.skipfitz.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.skipfitz.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=31"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.skipfitz.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/31\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.skipfitz.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=31"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.skipfitz.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=31"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.skipfitz.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=31"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}