{"id":18,"date":"2007-11-21T11:51:35","date_gmt":"2007-11-21T17:51:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.skipfitz.net\/blog\/index.php\/2007\/11\/21\/skippy-go-zooooooom\/"},"modified":"2007-11-21T11:51:35","modified_gmt":"2007-11-21T17:51:35","slug":"skippy-go-zooooooom","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.skipfitz.net\/blog\/?p=18","title":{"rendered":"Skippy Go Zooooooom!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Skippy go <em>zooooooooooooooooommmmmmm!<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Officer go: &#8220;Stop!&#8221; (Sadly, not in the name of love.)<\/p>\n<p>Skippy go: <img HEIGHT=\"76\" WIDTH=\"101\" BORDER=\"0\" ALT=\"Um, yikes.\" SRC=\"http:\/\/www.skipfitz.net\/funimages\/misc\/skipuhoh.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Officer go: Busted!<\/p>\n<p>Skippy go: &#8220;A ticket?  But I was only going  76 in a 60!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Officer go: &#8220;Haw-Haw.  Puny man.&#8221; <img HEIGHT=\"110\" WIDTH=\"88\" BORDER=\"0\" ALT=\"Tweet!\" SRC=\"http:\/\/www.skipfitz.net\/funimages\/misc\/cop.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Skippy go: &#8220;Awww!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Skippy goes s-l-o-w-e-r&#8230; until officer go away.  Then, <em>zooooooooooooooooommmmmmm!<\/em><\/p>\n<p>(We won&#8217;t mention the exhorbitant fees it&#8217;ll take to get this pled down to a harmless, we-won&#8217;t-screw-with-your-insurance-rates, charge, mind you.  Because that just takes away from my rebel-like demeanor.  You can&#8217;t very well tell The Man to go to hell when you&#8217;re paying him for the pleasure of doing so.  Also, yes,  my rough-and-tough leather jacket is lambskin&#8230; why do you ask?)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Skippy go zooooooooooooooooommmmmmm! Officer go: &#8220;Stop!&#8221; (Sadly, not in the name of love.) Skippy go: Officer go: Busted! Skippy go: &#8220;A ticket? But I was only going 76 in a 60!&#8221; Officer go: &#8220;Haw-Haw. Puny man.&#8221; Skippy go: &#8220;Awww!&#8221; Skippy goes s-l-o-w-e-r&#8230; until officer go away. Then, zooooooooooooooooommmmmmm! (We won&#8217;t mention the exhorbitant fees it&#8217;ll [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-18","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-live-a-little"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.skipfitz.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.skipfitz.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.skipfitz.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.skipfitz.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.skipfitz.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=18"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.skipfitz.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.skipfitz.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=18"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.skipfitz.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=18"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.skipfitz.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=18"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}