{"id":16,"date":"2007-11-09T13:01:17","date_gmt":"2007-11-09T19:01:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.skipfitz.net\/blog\/index.php\/2007\/11\/09\/winky-dink\/"},"modified":"2007-11-09T13:14:00","modified_gmt":"2007-11-09T19:14:00","slug":"winky-dink","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.skipfitz.net\/blog\/?p=16","title":{"rendered":"Winky-Dink"},"content":{"rendered":"

Oh, Rubber Ducky, you’re the one.
\nYou make bath time lots of fun.<\/em><\/p>\n

Especially when you whip out the handcuffs and ball gag.<\/p>\n

Quack!<\/p>\n

An old high school friend of mine recently opened up a shop devoted to the wares that bind and titillate and hum and zig and zag and slather and vibrate as if powered by Marquis de Energizer Bunny. It’s a ye olde shoppe devoted to exploration and education of delectation and tawdriness, and as far as I could tell when I hung around (stop it!) for a half-hour waiting for my friend to return to the store, its patrons seem delighted with the items on sale, and the knowledge for gratis<\/em>.<\/p>\n

So, if you’re in Kansas City and need something to help push your buttons (or someone else’s), take a stroll down to Wink<\/a>, where you can squeal for delight at the great number of toys within, or do so with the help of a vibrator with, at last count, three motors and three million settings. (I might be off by a hundred. And you think I’m joking…)<\/p>\n

Aside from the oils and other sybaritic delights peppered about the store, it was good to see Elizabeth again. Over the years, long past graduation, we’ve run into each other a handful of times, and each meeting is always memorable and a hoot. Elizabeth is definitely a one-of-a-kind, sweet gal whose presence always stirs up a cheery and charming je ne sais quoi.<\/em> A fierce and dedicated compadre, it’s a delight to have known her this long, and I’ve little doubt that her little boy will grow up to reflect having such a groovy mom. So, I hope her new pleasure pad of play serves both her and her customers well for years to, um… come.<\/p>\n

By the way, she’ll always be “Liz” to me. That’s how I first new her, and how I remember her the best. “Elizabeth” is a flow of fun syllables, no doubt, but “Liz” is a celebration of the zed, the omega of a seductive and serpentine dance all short and sweet.<\/p>\n

You know, like her.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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