{"id":154,"date":"2008-09-16T21:41:54","date_gmt":"2008-09-17T03:41:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.skipfitz.net\/blog\/?p=154"},"modified":"2008-09-17T15:39:14","modified_gmt":"2008-09-17T21:39:14","slug":"ahh-the-memories","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.skipfitz.net\/blog\/?p=154","title":{"rendered":"Ahh, The Memories…"},"content":{"rendered":"

In “Hey, I\u00c2\u00a0Know<\/em> That Guy!” news, one of my middle school science teachers<\/a> was sentenced to fifty-one months in jail for, apparently, convincing some young girls to unrobe in front of their webcams.<\/p>\n

“Evil mastermind!” I shouted. \u00c2\u00a0“That<\/em> wasn’t what he taught us in the 7th grade!” \u00c2\u00a0Otherwise, science would have been a lot more entertaining.<\/p>\n

Turns out, though, he was undone because he pissed off his landlord:<\/p>\n

He saved the images on a computer, and an apartment manager who evicted him discovered them on the computer last year and told police.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Huh. \u00c2\u00a0What have I told you kids about computer security? \u00c2\u00a0Always use a password, and make sure it’s not something easily guessed like, say,\u00c2\u00a0 ireallyreallyreallylikenakedunderagedgirls<\/em>.<\/p>\n

On the other beaker (’cause he was a science teacher, right?), I also recall Mr. Hazlett doing his best to save a dying man after a car accident, and when the CPR didn’t work, when the man couldn’t be saved despite Mr. Hazlett’s efforts, our science teacher was simply inconsolable for days after.<\/p>\n

So, next time, Mr. Hazlett, avoid the illegal and stick with the heroics–you’ll be a better person for it.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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