Ladies and Gentlemen, may I introduce, to you, the face of Wiggy:

With hair.  No Nair.

It’s really only half a face (the other half hidden in sono-shadow, not that Wiggy’s missing half a face), but you can make out the top part of the nose, a bit of the lip, one “Is Wiggy giving us the stink eye?!” eye, and… hair. Fuzzy hair that’s tickling the kidneys.

Oh! The doctor gave us the most delightful news today; in fact, I so wish I could have captured the look on the Insta-Princess’s face when he mentioned how Wiggy was urinating inside her. Yep, you read it right: Wiggy is peeing inside Da Momma.

I’m so happy I’m a guy.

ETA: Hmm… based on a few proclamations of puzzlement, I’ve decided to include a handy-dandy guide to the above picture. My first bit of advice is to step back and take a peek; you’ll be better able to see the face from a distance. If not, however, then take a gander at the following skillfully designed map of Wiggy:


This time, with yellow letters.

Not only will my kid beat up your kid, but Wiggy will fry him with the laser. I know, right? I’m the best dad, evah!

Posted Friday, January 25th, 2008 at 12:27 pm
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Oh, what a looker!


Wiggy’s in black-and-white. Obviously, he gets it from his Ma and Pa.


Be careful if Nadine finds out about the hair. She’s going to show up at the hospital all ready to train that child’s hair. 🙂

And, yeah, tell IP, that’s what amniotic fluid is…I think it’s something like 80% fetus urine. Don’t completely gross her out by telling her that the baby breathes in his/her own fetal urine while practicing breathing. Ack!


Breathing in fetal urine. It’s the kid’s first acid trip.