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		<title>Encyclopedia Skippy and The Case of the Absent Business</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Did I ever tell you that for a few days, back when I was ten and emboldened by the stories of Donald J. Sobol, I had my own detective agency?  Problem was, no one needed anything detected and I soon had a going-out-of-business sale. Which, quite frankly, was made up solely of a homemade sign; [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Don&#8217;t Ask, Do Tell: This Sucka Smells</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 07 Feb 2010 03:28:46 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;Speaking for myself and myself only, it is my personal belief that allowing gays and lesbians to serve openly would be the right thing to do.&#8221; - Adm. Mike Mullen, chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff In a word, duh.  But what repeatedly jump-starts the hackles living on my person is the ridiculous notion [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Snow Job</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 09 Jan 2010 04:34:22 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The snow is outside.  Waiting.  I can see it, still, resting, on the flip side of my window.  &#8220;Snow, snow, go away,&#8221; I chant, but I know it&#8217;s laughing at me, amused by my efforts and entirely unaffected by the rhymes that held so much more power when I was young enough to listen intently, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Our Next Summer Blockbuster</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 24 Jun 2009 02:47:22 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A friend-of-a-friend on Facebook was musing that his son was recently  somewhat evangelized by his grandmother, and now the son was concerned he actually had Jesus living in his heart. Which brings to mind the next giant summer blockbuster: ********************************* &#8211;Ridley Scott presents&#8211; Alien Jesus Watch in horror as the Baby Jesus bursts  from the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Chutes and Ladders (But Mostly Ladders)</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 19 May 2009 20:59:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I have a ladder in my closet.  No, no, this isn&#8217;t a metaphor for some latent sexual discovery (unless I&#8217;m really, really turned on by aluminum steps); instead, I have an actual ladder hanging out in my bedroom closet.  It&#8217;s waiting for me, see, sitting there, open, patiently eschewing its own daily rituals ladders do [...]]]></description>
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		<title>When You Care Enough To Wound the Very Best</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 07 May 2009 19:47:04 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Went to a Hallmark warehouse &#8220;flea market&#8221; sale today where they promised us&#8211;promised!&#8211;mannequins for sale.  Right there on the flyer; right there in black ink on a pastel blue background they wrote, &#8220;Dude.  Mannequins.  Come get some.&#8221; I&#8217;m not sure why they didn&#8217;t write that in verse. Anyway, I grabbed my wife, she grabbed me [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Bushwacked</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 21 Apr 2009 18:58:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;ve reached that unsettling age-y point in my life where I&#8217;m thrilled my lawn is mowed, and I&#8217;m excited by the chance to edge the sucker.  That&#8217;s right: the adrenaline gets pumping when I know I can whip out the electric string trimmer and force a straight line down the edges of my property. This [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Brave Clarice. You will let me know when those hairs stop screaming, won&#8217;t you?</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[The boy&#8217;s first haircut.  No tears, no screaming&#8211;but then, barbers no longer let blood and saw bones, so I suppose he got off lucky. This time.]]></description>
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		<title>His Step-Dad&#8217;s A Real Sucker</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 28 Mar 2009 23:43:07 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[While visiting Planet Comicon this weekend, I passed by the booth of a couple of Kansas City filmmakers.  The film they were pimping? My Step-Dad&#8217;s A Freakin&#8217; Vampire! Who can resist a title like that?  This, I must say, adds a slightly bloodier menace to the role of step-pop than even what Terry O&#8217;Quinn brought [...]]]></description>
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		<title>They Forgot To Wind It</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 06 Mar 2009 16:52:56 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Let&#8217;s talk about Watchmen. There, that&#8217;s your spoiler warning, so no complaining if you read further and find out something you didn&#8217;t want to know.  With that disclaimer in play, I am blameless. (For this.  No such guarantee could be made about, say, my relationship with my girlfriend back in the sixth grade.  I probably [...]]]></description>
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